I am the Way, the Truth, and the Life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.
For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting live. For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved. (Jesus Christ)
Vanity of vanities, saith the Preacher, vanity of vanities; all is vanity. (Solomon)
But they that wait upon the LORD shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint. (Isaiah)
I was born with a photographic memory but I ran out of film when I was five. (Larry Norman)
A Secret is No Longer a Secret when you Tell it to Somebody Who Already Knew It (jm)
Cooking and writing software don't mix. (Result: Smoke and hunger.) (jm)
Life is hard for a paranoid programmer. (jm)
To be or not to be; That's what binary logic is all about!
God loves fallen angels too. (jm)
?Out of memory error in 30 (Commodore 64)
O tempora, o mores (Cicero)
In God we trust (One Dollar)
You aren't lazy - you are only selectively motivated! (Elisabeth Baker)
Your brain doesn't serve any function other than keeping your head from caving in. (Jill "The Toolman" Taylor)
Microsoft is not the answer. Microsoft is the question. NO is the answer.
Use MS-Windows every morning and nothing worse will happen to you all day.
There are three kinds of multitasking: preemptive MT as implemented on Amigas and Unix machines; cooperative MT like that of newer Macs; and destructive MT, which has largely been popularized by Windows.
The human mind ordinarily operates at only ten percent of its capacity - the rest is overhead for the operating system.
Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement. (Snoopy)
"On the Internet, no one knows you're a dog" (Snoopy)
Command, n.:
Statement presented by a human and accepted by a computer in
such a manner as to make the human feel as if he is in control.
Computers can do anything - but nothing else.
Cottleston, Cottleston, Cottleston Pie.
A fly can't bird, but a bird can fly.
Ask me a riddle and I reply:
Cottleston, Cottleston, Cottleston Pie.
Cottleston, Cottleston, Cottleston Pie.
A fish can't whistle and neither can I.
Ask me a riddle and I reply:
Cottleston, Cottleston, Cottleston Pie.
Cottleston, Cottleston, Cottleston Pie.
Why does a chicken, I don't know why.
Ask me a riddle and I reply:
Cottleston, Cottleston, Cottleston Pie.